"We're having a lockdown drill at <specific date/time>. As part of this drill, safety teams will be discharging a few rounds of what will sound like real gunfire."

This right here is all kinds of stupid. #worktoot

^^ One of countless reasons why I am glad I work from home.

Might be time for a chill pill (nap) 😊

Listening to Shanghai Noodle Factory. Where did all the good drugs from back then go? 🤣🤣🤣

@duglop yeah there are dogs known to have compulsive reactions to it.

That was a bit tongue in cheek- I do t do it on purpose, but also, I do use my phone so it’s inevitable.
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Apparently all I have to do to distract pup from barking at the neighbors is bounce light reflections off the wall.

More of this and less of all of the other for every kind of relationship.

NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel

VP Harris never had to hide her grades because she’s smart and she earned them. She doesn’t dress up like a clown or wear a girdle. She doesn’t spew lies with a dead ferret on her head while snorting back an Adderall drip and daydreaming about Vladimir Putin. Vote Blue.

Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers

The first question in the debate for Trump should be: "Please state the names of all of your grandchildren."

aww. my daughter's best friend took her shopping earlier and got her the shoes she really wanted that there was no way i could afford. #gratitude

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