I got a crazy idea how about I go to Salvation Army store run into the changing room shut the door wait a few minutes and then hollar out hey there ain't no toilet paper in here

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 14:50

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**Matt Quinn 🇺🇦🇮🇱** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 14:50

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@duglop Glad you got some new ones. I think your new goal should be to get each of them to accept as weird an object as possible as it's new shell/home. 😊

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 15:25

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 15:25

Apr 27, 2024, 15:25

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Damn I missed it there's a very large Canada goose family crossing the road Mama & Papa and probably 15 babies

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 14:48

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 14:48

Apr 27, 2024, 14:48

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Okay I decided to get two more hermit crabs so now I'm either going to name them Peter Paul Gene Ace or Peter Paul John Ringo. I'm not sure yet plus the fact that some might actually be female lol

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 08:14

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**The Devil** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 08:14

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@duglop And a liar. And a coward.

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 10:16

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**The Devil** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 10:16

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@duglop Ha ha! I've _sort_ of done that by accident before.

We had a mockinbird nesting in a tree right outside our front door, that made car alarm and screaming child noises all day, when it wasn't attacking and pecking people who tried to come or go. I'd determined to drive it off before it laid eggs.

One day, I hear it screech, so I run out in the yard, and just start cussing at it, throwing twigs near it, to chase it.

Just in time to notice the new neighbors moving in.
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**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 10:20

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**The Devil** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 10:20

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@duglop So all they see is this crazy person in a robe suddenly run out of a house, and start cussing at a tree.

They were... unnerved. They were of some sort of very conservative, pacifistic, ascetic Christian sect, very demure types, no cussing, no drinking, dressed plain, no make-up, that sort.

Their _kid_ thought it was _awesome_.

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 13:23

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**TR_forester6291** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 13:23

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@duglop almost any 60% + dark chocolate bar

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 08:41

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 08:41

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do⅂ƃnᗡ @[email protected]

So I'm in the bedroom My cat's in the living room and I can hear her snoring
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**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 07:29

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 07:29

Apr 27, 2024, 07:29

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Hey do me a favor, click like on the toot above me and the toot below me - show them some love!

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 07:27

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 07:27

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**do⅂ƃnᗡ** · Apr 27, 2024, 07:19

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**ραgαηмσтнєя** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 07:19

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ραgαηмσтнєя @[email protected]

@duglop Baberuth and toffe bars mmmm

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 06:15

**do⅂ƃnᗡ** @[email protected] · Apr 27, 2024, 06:15

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