They won't be able to testify against me later, which is why most of the #Thanksgiving ingredients are watching this saga play out live.
The onions have assured me that they're going to make me cry.
On my list of things to prepare for this year's #Thanksgiving:
Fred.
Pumpkin pie.
Mashed potatoes.
This recipe is pretty close to how I make them, which is why I only make them about once a year. 🧈🧈 #CoSoCooks
There Is Only One Difference Between OK Mashed Potatoes and Shockingly Good Ones
https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/11/mashed-potatoes-recipe-best-butter-butter-butter.html
Two weeks before Fred's demise, Farmer Johnson pulled him into his office. "I've got great news!"
Farmer Johnson no longer salivated during these conversations with the largest of his flock. He was practiced. Calm, cool, collected. "You're all going on a field trip to a magical place. It's an automated theme park that we call, 'The Great Beyond'. You'll love it!"
Fred was thrilled to hear this news, and happily took it back to his harem. When the trucks rolled up, they were thrilled to go. 🦃🪓
There's more to the story, but it's really quite sad. Fred and his harem sang turkey songs and told turkey stories all the way to the Great Beyond, between excited whispers of what it must be like. Harriett wanted to be carried from exhibit to exhibit. Tabitha was hoping for a deep exfoliation. Gretta was feeling a bit bloated from too much feed and had heard of a mystical turkey cleanse that left the insides feeling as crisp as cold air.
They'd all get their wish, in a way.
The herb butter has been prepared. For whatever reason, the tiny leaves aren't as sentient as the turkey or the pumpkins in the madness that passes for my imagination.
Probably because every time I work with them, this song is playing in my head.
@Alfred How long would it take to cook a 27 pound spatchcocked turkey on a V6 engine?
@stueytheround @kel this is such a fun saga!