I really need to learn to stop replying to cold recruiter emails, or always ends up being a waste of time and hope.

Fell asleep to Evil Dead, woke up to Evil Dead, and then for some reason I spent some time on LinkedIn looking at everybody (on my connections) 's profiles to see what they've been up to.
I have a playlist in Kodi for Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2013,and Evil Dead Rise, and that just loops while I "sleep".

Previous employer was making us work unpaid hours and got REALLY mad when I brought it up. Now this place is doing it but I'm getting the sneaking suspicion we're being quiet fired.
I kinda want to bring it up to see how mad these people get.

Okay, I forgot to keep track of how many applications I've been putting in, but that was before I got my resume beefed up for those stupid ATS auto reject systems, so NOW I'm going to start counting.

Manager said my they tried to keep my new schedule as close as possible to my old schedule. I want to see if y'all see any discrepancies.

Old schedule: Wed-Sat 6am-4pm
New schedule: Wed-Sat 6pm-6am

Here's the fun part. On the call, they said it would be 4 on and 3 off one week, and 4 off and 3 on the next week. But it's ALL 4 on 3 off. Somewhere is some overtime they're not paying in the midst of all their lies. I'm probably gonna send a not very nice email to some people on my next shift.

So while I was in Colorado putting drug tests in jeopardy, Twitter apparently shit the bed. He limited everything and said it was because of "bot scrapers" like sir your website is filled with racist hate why in TF would anybody want to scrape that??

I found a service that smooths over resumes for that Applicant Tracking System that auto-rejects applications, got my resume worked over and now I'm not getting auto rejected!

Now humans can say no instead of a computer.

Hey cool, there's nothing like losing your job while you're on vacation. But at least they're giving me a 3 months heads up?

That alliteration was an accident.

What a wild way to start a weekend.

I'm sorry, but if I'm paying you a quarter of a million dollars to look at Titanic wreckage, you're bringing it up to me. Wrapped in gold and singing a siren's song.

I don't like 4k and UHD movies because the quality is so crisp it makes graphics stand out like a sore thumb.

Okay, let's ignore the big ass "you cheated" banner. I'm amazed that I killed more enemies than the level had. I'm not even that good at video games.

Oh yeah, happy father's day to all the fathers.

I never beat Arkham City either. Any open-world game turns into Grand Theft Auto and I just run around causing as much chaos as possible.
Most of the time I've played Watch Dogs I drive around and crash as many times as possible, carjack people, toss bombs everywhere, and throw my spider bot at everything. Then, when everybody's good and pissed at me, I run into the nearest bar and start beating the shit out of everybody in the room with my bare hands until I get overpowered and die.

For context, I sat down one day and plowed through Village and beat it in 5 hours.

I've started this game over maybe a dozen times, with full intentions of finishing the story. But then I get sidetracked with hiring people and flying drones and breaking into places.
I'm notorious for being able to play a game for multiple hours without advancing the story or my progress.
I played Resident Evil Village for about 14 hours before I reached the end of the story, all because I was just walking around looking at stuff.

Evil Dead Rise again @dr_zooks?

Yes, but in my defense, I'm also not not watching it again.

Only my terminal understands me.

I've spent most of the last hour and a half going over my resume and optimizing it for ATS systems. My score went from 55 to 96 so hopefully that'll help. I'm tired of getting rejected for jobs I KNOW I can do because an automated system didn't like my bullet points.