I said "Republicans scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So listen to Q, and start a violent coup
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

Oh, yeah!

I said "Republicans scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So listen to Q, and start a violent coup
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

All together now!

[Chorus x2]

I said "Republicans scare the livin' shit out of me"
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So listen to Q, and start a violent coup
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me

The good old boys in their suits
The Hitler Youth in jackboots
They're gonna make quite the comeback, kid
But if you're itching to fight
Your second amendment right
Will make them pay for the things that they did
(...)

one more, to the tune of My Chemical Romance "Teenagers"

They're gonna clean up the crime
Cut taxes down to a dime
And take your citizenship from you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on your son
So they control all the things you do

"Democracy doesn't work"
They say with barely a smirk
'Cause they are nothing but cruel and mean
They will imprison the feds
The Constitution to shreds
And all the pigs in the murder machine
(...)

so what the fuck do they want us to do with all our plastic waste then?

calling this move political is so cynical. why should any foreign company own the oldest, largest domestic steel producer in the US? how are you gonna complain about domestic labor & manufacturing being outsourced and then sell US STEEL to Japan? this isn't politics, this is about preserving a national icon.

so I guess now every time there's a mass shooting we're gonna find out the authorities were warned about him months or years ago and did FUCK ALL about it?

so, FBI... what would you say you DO here? 🤨

EZGIF TO THE RESCUE!

why

why can't i upload my mamala gif

it took me so long to make

being tall is a disability now?

Biden needs to amend the ACA to mandate that insurance cover ALL vaccines 100%.

when Britain gets on the right side of history before America 🙃

have you guys tried, idk, VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS?

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

RADIO CALL-IN REDEMPTION! today's topic was about the TSA declaring that peanut butter counts as a liquid, and they wanted people to call and weigh in on whether it's a liquid or a solid. I got through and promptly informed them IT'S A NON-NEWTONIAN FLUID, so it's kind of neither, because it doesn't follow Newton's laws of physics. Then they asked what I do for a living and I got to tell them I'm a SAHM 😂

MOMS ARE SMART, Y'ALL 🧠

isn't the whole point of the FDA to make sure food DOES meet standards before it's available for sale?

🟥 "may have"? "suggests so"? IT DEFINITELY DID, QUIT FUCKING PUSSYFOOTING AROUND TRUMP'S FLAGRANT TRANSGRESSIONS

🟦 at least they called it "crass" but this should really be getting more pushback than this

so i guess reddit is down? gotta admit, one thing i miss about xitter is the trending tags that would tell me what's going on, especially when i'm wondering if one of my favorite sites tripped on a cord or decided to shadowban me.

why the hell is this poll from LAST WEEK asking about trump or BIDEN for president?