OH NO ONLY $750,000 HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY FIND A HOME FOR SO LITTLE OH WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT

SO LOOK.

OUTSIDE.

THE CITY.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.

NYT just low-key admitting the American dream is dead

WHY DO YOU NEED A *NEW* ENTRY-LEVEL HOME?! isn't the point of a starter home to buy some 40yo dumpster and fix it up a bit? there are houses for under $100k, they just need work. sounds like a starter home to me!

at first I was like "well maybe you have unrealistic expectations, why do you need FOUR bedrooms for 2 kids?" but then it says they're looking for ONE extra bedroom? so they already HAVE 3 bedrooms but they're still making their kids cram into one room the size of a closet?

and why do you HAVE to live in Lincoln Park? y'all out here pulling 6-7 figures and wasting it on stupid bullshit like guest bedrooms & "popular" neighborhoods

and not just because of interest rates and rising prices either. income inequality is still increasing which means the rich are getting exponentially richer but the rest of us are stagnating or even losing purchasing power. we tried to fix it with the Great Resignation but y'all told the Fed "everyone got raises so they have too much money now! raise interest rates to bleed them dry and keep them stuck in the same socioeconomic class!"

I call bullshit. how many homes are sitting empty cause fucking Blackrock or some Chinese corporation bought them up? how many boomers are sitting on 2 or 3 vacation homes? and who's to blame for those interest rates and record high prices?

well of course they are. how to predict whether red states will participate in a program:
➡️ is it free?
➡️ does it help people?
➡️ is it a federal program?
➡️ was it implemented under a Democrat?
then they will eagerly dick over their own constituents in a childish oppositional-defiant shitfit.

why do they even have the option of not participating in a FEDERAL program? it's going directly to DC, what gives Texas the right to stop it?

is it, though? I don't think there are any Banksy works within driving distance of my house, much less multiple. I mean, I'm not a fan of museums in general, but for people who do like "looking at stuff in person instead of at a picture of it online," this fills a niche. local graffiti certainly isn't of the same quality or intent as Banksy

THE COURT. IS. CORRUPT.

WSJ is just The Daily Caller with stock prices

or here's an idea: when someone with a secret service detail is CONVICTED OF A FELONY, they forfeit their secret service protection. I'm not keen on paying to protect criminals, ex-presidents or otherwise. don't want to lose your secret service guys? DON'T DO CRIMES.

look just because you guys are shit at anticipating political events because you're swinging for the fashy fences doesn't mean it's hard. not only was Ford from the same party as Nixon, he also pardoned the guy. by what logic would that make Ford MORE popular?

yeah because it shouldn't even be a question, not because it should be allowed. that's like saying "there's no warning label explicitly telling me NOT to stick my hand in the blender, that means I can stick my hand in the blender!"

I don't think he was hoping a solution would present itself so much as hoping the problem would just go away, like a 6yo dealing with a carpet stain by draping a T-shirt over it

"flirted" with bankruptcy? he declared bankruptcy SIX TIMES

now that I can rest assured this will be buried, might as well get this off my chest:

I had a dirty dream about Adam Driver last night. I don't know why. I saw a screenshot of Kylo Ren and my heart skipped a beat. send hypnotherapy.