I don't think you understand what "feral" means

that actually sounds a lot like how I met my husband. I had turned off the chat function on my okcupid account, but somehow he was able to send me a chat anyway. I humored him, agreed to a date, and the rest is history

hot take: it's better for people to be addicted to oxycodone than end up addicted to heroin because they couldn't get any more oxy. doctors should write the scripts, insurance should cover them, capitalism goes brrr and patients are kept off street drugs. everyone wins (more or less)

if sports is only "glorious" to you when players are verbally abusing each other, then I don't think you actually like sports

I will grant that my views on socialism are probably a result of spending my life being chewed up by the gears of capitalism, but I'm a (seemingly rare) college-educated working-class white progressive that believes in racial justice and LGBT+ rights and expansive abortion access. how is that a function of my class? y'all are always telling me the working class is conservative, explain me then.

🤨 you're telling me Google profits if I buy an android phone from LG, or Motorola, or Samsung, or ZTE, or Huawei?

fucking WHY? how does this work? how the fuck does putting a paper bag over his head magically make him billions of dollars richer?!

this is so deeply gross and disturbing

i know i joked about kate disappearing because she was taken out by covid but i guess the smart money was on cancer o.O;

because they've all got heavy metal poisoning from their river that catches on fire?

this shit is not good for my blood pressure.

someone staple this to the foreheads of all those dipshit activists who are mad at Biden for not doing enough to address climate change

what a shitbird. the deadline to file for the NJ primaries is MONDAY. God help any Democrats who might've decided to run if he had made this decision sooner.

... ffffffffuck I shoulda taken that offer to mods

and that's FINE! no one is trying to ban tiktok as a concept! if you insist on scrolling endlessly through bite-sized videos, at least YouTube Shorts isn't pushing Chinese propaganda!

[reading this on my Google Pixel, which replaced my LG Stylo, which replaced my ZTE Zmax, which replaced...]

don't get me wrong, I will gleefully watch the DoJ bitch slap Apple, but your own idiotic brand loyalty does not amount to a monopoly.

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DO YOU BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BE MISTREATED BECAUSE OF YOUR SKIN COLOR? NO? THEN FUCKING VOTE BLUE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TRUMP IS PROMISING. THERE, HOW'S THAT FOR LISTENING TO THEIR BELIEFS?