@JPSCHWEIZER63 also FREE BEYONCE CONCERT?! and maybe getting to see the first female president speak but FREE BEYONCE
@JPSCHWEIZER63 my kid sat through that drive for a field trip to NASA in 3rd grade 😑 he had to get on the bus at 6am and didn't get home til 10pm
@singlemaltgirl all part of the dumbass "if I vote for conservatives I can travel back in time!" mentality
@dietotaku we're going to do even less as we keep electing conservative pro biz, climate denying govts.
@GNious ignorance is bliss but gullibility is enraging
@GregLahann because Democrats never get credit for fixing the economy, just like Republicans never get the blame for destroying it.
@sentientdessert I've been there, Gatorade is essential.
@Maude I am kicking myself for passing on the chance to attend this rally
@Ms420 @th3j35t3r will those outside the parish perish as well?
@Wreckless @th3j35t3r if you had a hot pocket that fully cooked through instead of being frozen in the middle, that would keep you warm for the next 475.3 years.
@TetsuKaba ok but why is that objectively the best-looking Halloween donut I've ever seen?
oh fuck me, I got a text message from the Harris campaign about the Houston rally like a week ago and I was like "nah I'm not driving 5 hours to Houston to go to a rally, why don't you guys come to Dallas for a change?"
TODAY I FIND OUT FUCKING BEYONCE WILL BE THERE. PERFORMING. I COULD'VE HAD FREE TICKETS TO A BEYONCE CONCERT. (it is free to go to these things right?)
@catlynne333 not to mention most people who have cell phones don't answer calls from unknown numbers and screen "spam" calls so pollsters will never get through to them.
HOW ARE YOU IDIOTS GOING TO ENFORCE THIS? everyone has to have their birth certificate on them to go pee? I have half a mind to drive out to Odessa and walk into the men's room, except this shit always forgets that trans men exist and they're literally sending men with beards and muscles into the women's restroom.
@VictoriaLandis1 my God I can already picture it. Vance tries to 25A him. he tries to fire Vance. Vance says "I was elected, you can't fire me." Trump says "SCOTUS gave me immunity, I can do whatever I want." and it comes down to who can pull off a coup first.
fuck twitter, fuck mastodon, fuck post.news and FUCK threads