well what the science supported was staying the fuck home but y'all weren't gonna do that OR wear a goddamn mask so the least you could do is not hork deadly disease particles directly down my throat

also please tell me they're not gonna blame Fauci for TRUMP'S dumbfuck Covid policies...

so Mexican women got the right to vote in 1953, and elected a woman president 71 years later. American women got the right to vote in 1919, and OVER 100 YEARS LATER WE STILL HAVE NO WOMAN PRESIDENT.

I'd rather he was the focus of a different formal gathering

I guess it's reassuring that our neighbors have the same problem with calling female politicians "unlikeable," and also that they can elect one anyway.

SHE'S 61?! so it's really just white people looking like we chose the wrong grail by the time we're 40?

okay but are they actually lies, though? because the NYT regularly fact-checked and tracked Trump's lies. plenty of left-leaning journalists did so and continue to do so. it's not "Trumpy" to call out lies if they're actually lies

considering the outcomes of the previous elections this year and the likely outcome in the UK, let's hope we follow suit in the worldwide leftist backlash against the preceding rise in fascism

so that makes us, what, the LAST country on earth to elect a woman president?

also I could swear AMLO was just elected like a year ago, there was a whole Last Week Tonight segment on his campaign and-- WHAT THE FUCK 2018?!?!

people are just now figuring out that "life coaches" are a scam? where the fuck did y'all's critical thinking skills go?

this was never about swaying his supporters in the first place, which everyone knows is impossible (short of him switching to Democrat and announcing Hillary Clinton as his running mate). it was always about (a) enforcing the rule of law and (b) reminding those swing voters why they kicked him out of office last time

probably because if I had cropped out the name, that blurb could just as easily be about Don Jr

SPOILER: IT WOULDN'T

DOUBLE SPOILER: IT ALREADY DOESN'T

it's reassuring that the worst BTS has to deal with during their military service is trash balloons instead of nukes

they're voting for president again? didn't they just elect AMLO like... a year ago?

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OH NO ONLY $750,000 HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY FIND A HOME FOR SO LITTLE OH WOULD YOU FUCKING LOOK AT THAT

SO LOOK.

OUTSIDE.

THE CITY.

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST.

NYT just low-key admitting the American dream is dead

WHY DO YOU NEED A *NEW* ENTRY-LEVEL HOME?! isn't the point of a starter home to buy some 40yo dumpster and fix it up a bit? there are houses for under $100k, they just need work. sounds like a starter home to me!

at first I was like "well maybe you have unrealistic expectations, why do you need FOUR bedrooms for 2 kids?" but then it says they're looking for ONE extra bedroom? so they already HAVE 3 bedrooms but they're still making their kids cram into one room the size of a closet?

and why do you HAVE to live in Lincoln Park? y'all out here pulling 6-7 figures and wasting it on stupid bullshit like guest bedrooms & "popular" neighborhoods