we're going to fix the shortage of mental health professionals by NOT CERTIFYING THEM?!

HOW ARE YOU IDIOTS GOING TO ENFORCE THIS? everyone has to have their birth certificate on them to go pee? I have half a mind to drive out to Odessa and walk into the men's room, except this shit always forgets that trans men exist and they're literally sending men with beards and muscles into the women's restroom.

greeaaaat.

also isn't it kind of dumb to pass a law saying "doing this illegally is a crime"? like no shit, it's already a crime, hence the word ILLEGAL. problem is people crossing the border to claim asylum aren't actually doing anything illegal, that is literally the first step of the affirmative asylum process.

PaRtY oF pRo-LiFe 🤪

AMERICA: We love Tim Walz, he's America's Dad! 😍

FUCKER CARLSON: Spank me, Daddy Trump 🥵

CHARGE HIM WITH FUCKING TREASON

how the hell does someone serve their country IN THE MARINES and then go full traitor? what the fuck is happening in our country?

there sure are a lot of childless cat ladies among the people constantly bitching about childless cat ladies being in charge.

one of the few things Texas does right. our machines are electronic which makes it easy to fill out your choices, but then it prints them onto a paper ballot that is fed into a scanner and counted electronically. thanks to the printout they've already caught one instance of a vote not being recorded correctly (they got a new ballot).

"FAKE NEWS! I MAKE THE CLEANEST HAMBERDERS! WITCH HUNT!"

this is why elections are about so much more than just who's president. this isn't even a loan forgiveness program! it's a repayment plan and they're still blocking it because THEY WANT TO HURT ANYONE WHO ISN'T RICH.

how does someone have legal guardianship FROM JAIL? you have a pregnant 13yo with no parents and a grandma in jail, get her the hell away from that entire family! they are clearly all unfit!

continuing to send billions in weapons to a country we have "waning influence" over us pretty insane tbh. we wouldn't even have to halt weapons sales entirely, just pull back and I bet we suddenly have a lot more influence again. I'm over this "gentle parenting" era in Israel.

remember that he called for these men to be EXECUTED when they were CHILDREN. there is only one reason he is still doubling down and insisting they're guilty, and it's the same reason he was sued by the DOJ for refusing to rent to black people in the 70s. it's the same reason he completely made up the lie that Obama was born in Kenya. he is a racist, he has always been a racist and he will be a seething, malevolent racist until the day he finally drops dead.

I wouldn't be so annoyed by this if it meant I could just get GOOGLE FUCKING FIBER INTERNET IN MY HOUSE

oh, there it is. lol. sometimes you just gotta keep reading.

okaaaay but he predicted trump in 2016 and trump did NOT win the popular vote that year. it would be more accurate to say the keys predict the electoral college winner, and he was only wrong in 2000 because SCOTUS stopped the recount and handed it to bush because cronyism.

this is interesting. lichtman says harris will win because she has 8 keys, the bare minimum. but biden dropping out would've resulted in a loss because of the INCUMBENCY key, not because of the primary key. harris still lost the incumbency key, and biden already had the primary key. so which key did harris gain by becoming the nominee that turned that loss into a win?

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love it when the media sane-washes WAR CRIMES

recent photo of Steven Spielberg