My neighbors are having family break-up issues, and are squabbling. I'm giving them a derelict car, and both sides want it: one side doesn't really need it, but doesn't want the other side to have it.
The other side really needs it, as a home (!). Both have relatively equal claims to it.
Today the Sheriff got involved, and I offered to give the car to anyone who wanted it: I just want it gone.
Maybe I'll give half of it to each of them. Suggestions?
@danalan pipe the exhaust into the cabin and give it to the assholes?
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Modern autos often don't make enough CO at idle to cause suffocation in a closed space. The engine dies before the human.
I like the concept, though.