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1082 Can we break into the triple digits today?

also I take the night off and @Beanc is beating me again -_-

Just watched a TikTok video
where some chick said some dude was venmoing her .69 cents every day at the same time...
1) that's a little sketchy and he should seek help.
2) I'm totally going to start doing that to all my good friends tonight to fuck with them.
which should be good for a laugh as I haven't actively used my venmo accounts in 2+ years.

stay tuned.

wake up this morning.
logon to work computer to find code that shouldn't have gone to production yet.

is in production...
it failed. because a new table didn't exist in the database yet.... that this job needs to read....

WTAFF.

Is it a monday? It feels like a monday...

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It is time to end the blame game. It is time to focus on the disease and rebuild trust between our two countries. As President Abraham Lincoln called for “the better angels” in his inauguration speech, I hope that the wisdom of preceding generations will guide us to choose the right side of history and work for our shared future together.
washingtonpost.com/opinions/ch

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@Beanc hey do me a favor and like stop crunching so much I'm trying to get a decent lead over you (points wise) 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Legit got confused by the teams UI and accidentally unmuted myself when joining a meeting (hadn't started yet) I snorted and thought good thing I'm on mute...

Got a message from a co-worker in a group chat
"I just joined and all I heard was Harris snorting"

If you need me I'll be taking the next month off

Amazing how in like 4 years we've gone from a "respected" country to a laughing stock

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team CoSo still movin up the board...go team!

Team Ranking: 1578 of 252705

Ah the orange headed fucker wants to retaliate against China, someone should tell him where his tanning spray is made

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@crazyuncleharris

I think of it as....
“I can kick you in the balls, right now, or in 5 minutes. Your choice.”

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🔥🌍Climate Catastrophe

412.53 ppm

Each week, I am going to remind you of the CO2 levels in the atmosphere.

The latest measurement (as of May 01): 412.53 ppm
12 months ago: 415.88 ppm
10 years ago: 393.25 ppm
250 years ago, est: 250 ppm

3,679 days
How many days until we reach a sustained average of 450.00 ppm?
(the threshold where things get really bad)

The world is on lockdown. So where are all the carbon emissions coming from?

grist.org/climate/the-world-is

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NOTE TO SELF: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Also PortZilla sucks on the balls of life. That is all.

wgme.com/news/coronavirus/beth

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Welcome to Maine.
We follow Trump's fucking business logic.
Ignore the rules and fuck yourself over more


what a great way to wake up in the morning and see we've broken the top 2500!

Like I know the problem is natively I'm still on Facebook with a bunch of morons, and Facebook's algorithm seems heavily optimized into showing morons posts.

But like holy fuck it'd be great if Samsung didn't get in bed with facecrap and have this garbage "permanently" installed on my phone.

Now where'd I put my USB cable I got an ADB session to run

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