Old school biological warfare.
Or a lake of fire. Difficult to carry one concealed but, hey! it's a lake of fire!
Well... even silly ideas have an origin story.
Tin foil. You need tin foil.
Counting down the last 5 hours or so until... the new SLOW HORSES.
Yowza. Amanita. It's what makes reindeer fly.
Dude, I'm a Deadhead. And now, a Swiftie.
I am not a #Taylor #Swift fan. I don't know any of her songs, albums, CDs, whatever. But I absolutely adore this woman. She's bright, talented, witty, hard-working, generous, kind, caring, and compassionate.
If she decides to raise up an army, I'm on board. Whole empires will fall in a blizzard kittens and glitter.
I could easily become a #Swiftie.
I don't really care for her music, but I love the way she treats her fans and the people who work for her.
Her TRUCK DRIVERS on the Eras Tour got $100k bonuses.
She gives a ton of money away to shelters, food pantries, and so on WITHOUT FANFARE.
I love Taylor Swift.
You appoint a certified medication nurse, too. And you don't let him eat with real silverware, 'cuz somebody's gonna lose an eye.
If all caddies were armed this would never have happened.
Clearly we need tactical golf carts now.
Only in that it garners him some small measure of sympathy.
That's a nice thought, but I don't wanna kill anybody.
Trump and his witless goons are, as they say, shovel ready. And I gotta nice stainless steel Farm & Fleet shovel.
Yeah, I saw that. Why is this ignorant hillbilly allowed to hold that job. He desperately needs to be bitch-slapped with a nice firm copy of the Constitution.
Hi Livid, I'm Karl.
Donald Trump and his mangy followers have no business speaking on the subject of abortion, and for the same reason I have no business speaking about abortion: I'm male. My opinion on abortion is utterly meaningless, as I have no right whatsoever telling a woman what she can or cannot do with her body.
I on the other hand would beat that fuckwit with a shovel, just beat him like a baby seal... if I could get away with it.
But I have well-documented anger issues. And a shovel.
Chicago-based hacker, Deadhead. Full-stack blockchain developer. Drupal and Vercel app designer.
I don't often play well with others.