Last night I went to see 'Oh, Mary'. I made the plans to go months ago, knowing I would be either be celebrating or in need of a distraction on 11/6. Unfortunately, it was the latter and not the former. An extraordinarily funny show! Highly recommended. Easily the funniest show about a Presidential assassination I have seen (so far). Now I just need to find several hundred more distractions...

OK, crap, all I can ask now is that you please don't open the box.

The fact of the matter is that this is largely a hateful, greedy, and stupid country. I blame myself for being repeatedly surprised it is.

I weep for those who will suffer the most. This will be a nightmare for LGBTQ+ people. Ukraine is likely fucked. Immigrants and their extended families will suffer. Science again ignored. The list goes on and on.

A dark day.

I don't like being a conspiracy theorist, but folks, I don't think this is the real Melania.

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I'm finding I'm having a much better time dealing with this election since I've gotten this sign for my mailbox.

Tomorrow is election day so now I know what Schrödinger's cat felt like waiting to find out if the radioactive isotope decays.

The fictional character I am in my head
The fictional character I am in real life

Thanks, Voyager, now my mom is going to be asking why I don't call.

"your", damn it.

Since today was the day to turn the clocks back I also remembered to change my batteries.
"You're smoke detector batteries?"
...uum, yeah, sure...

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https://www.the-reframe.com/apology-not-accepted/

Yes, it'll take you a few minutes, but it's worth the read.
"Apology Not Accepted"

Happy Godzilla Day, to all that celebrate!
On his 70th birthday let us remember this holy agent for without him who would devour the Christmas angel?

If you are on the East Coast, you may now begin to enjoy the hour that will be erased. Anything goes!

Little known fact.
Car horns sound like a goose because the original horn on the Model T was just a goose strapped to the steering column.

I'm so stressed, nervous and nauseous over the pending election.
My sister: "So nauseous you can't eat?"
Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet.

Now that Halloween is behind us it's time to brace ourselves for the scariest holiday: Election Day

Wow, I just had to shut the outside lights off and I usually leave them on until 9 (although I can't remember the last time I had Trick or Treaters after 8).

More than twice as many kids as I typically get. I got some extra candy yesterday since it was going to be so warm today, I figured on more than usual but I still got wiped out!