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The worst thing about the movie ET is the implication that his shipmates never would have missed him if he hadn't called.

"Weren't there eight of us?"

ACTUAL QUOTE!

Trump: "I want to protect the women of our country ... I'm gonna do it whether the women like it or not"

100% not creepy, right?

"You've made your bed, now lie in it."
What the hell are you talking about?!? I just made that bed.

youtu.be/jlsd1wZ9jF4

Also, after you're done voting, maybe it's time to dump these Trump-loving chumps?

Randy Rainbow's back for one more pre-election parody.
youtu.be/KbuOVqpuifM

I'm having MacDonald's Quarter Pounders shipped in from Colorado for each and every person in the poster. My treat!

Look, if you're one of those "I could NEVER vote for a Democrat" types, you could still maintain the smallest modicum of decency and just opt out of voting this year. Just saying.

As election day approaches, I'd like to say one good thing about Donald Trump

(I was going to say, "He's not immortal", but I'm going to wait eagerly for evidence of that first.)

Happy National Black Cat Day!

(RIP, you beautiful little nightmare)

The only argument against abortion is "God told me it was wrong"
So, I asked God if abortion was wrong, and she told me, "Of course not".
What, your god disagrees? Well then you got suckered by a lying go-between. I suggest you talk to God directly and ask to see some ID.

"I'm gonna build a Social Media site...with blackjack...and hookers..."
Bender, NO!

Do I have to post this every Halloween? Yes, yes, I do.
(Ringwald and Molly is 21 years old?!? That can't be right.)

youtu.be/s26Lm4dk4So

"Pulling Their Onions"
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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Lou

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