I don't have a dog, so when someone sends me this should I be taking it personally?

My emojis look funny. I hope my system doesn't have a virus.

Aaaah....gleeerg....

My mistake, everyThing is fine now.

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The only thing I miss about a live tree is the traditional displaying of the carcass.

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My life as an AI

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No penguins? I mean, I guess that makes sense?

"I refuse to prove that I exist,'" says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

Zooms in more...

Looking over my google timeline for the last 10 years and trying to remember when I was stranded at sea. Looking at the details I must have been pretty drunk since I drove there...

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https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/our-flag-means-death-canceled-max-1235866718/

‘Our Flag Means Death’ Canceled After Two Seasons at Max

I'm simultaneously shocked and not surprised. This clearly fits right in with Zaslav's plan to 'save' HBO by flushing it straight down the toilet.

I've had this damn tune stuck in my head since January 1st. If this is the curse of Steamboat Willie, then just give the damn copyright back to Disney!
https://youtu.be/Pk-zi1Ue9C4

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