I'm sure these are going to come in handy.

I haven't read a Dilbert in 20 years, but I'm guessing that at some point Dilbert went insane?

Get ready to fist your popcorn!

"You mean 'Get ready for a fistful of popcorn'?"

I know what I said.

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Entertainment Scoop!
Due to a narrative time jump Baby Yoda will be replaced by Surly Teen Yoda in season 4 of The Mandalorian.

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Lunch Time!

DeSantis tries to drop out of the race, but the GOP informs him he must carry his campaign to full term.

My emojis look funny. I hope my system doesn't have a virus.
Aaaah....gleeerg....
My mistake, everyThing is fine now.

Today is National Squirrel Appreciation Day and National Hugging Day and I can now state that it is a bad idea to try to celebrate them at the same time.

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Johnson: "We are passing these bills and marching today because it takes a lot of work to convince people that every unborn child has a value that's too precious to ignore. We have every reason to be optimistic that we can change public opinion."

The government's job is to pass legislation that supports public opinion, NOT to change public opinion. I am sick to death of this bullshit. An overwhelming majority of Americans, including Republicans, are Pro-Choice. Vote these phony Christians OUT.

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Holy crap, Fargo really had a spectacular season. Might even be my favorite one.

Please do not ask the goat "Capisce?"

Exactly what have these pears been up to???