Aaargh

Damn it, a typo!

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Can't quite figure out what it is, but something seems off about the new Teddy Ruxpin.

You know the Terminators? I say let them win. Make them rebuild a society. Let's see how much they like all their office jobs. They'll be getting in that time machine and wiping themselves out.

@th3j35t3r ...but the destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy, right?

@Redskye572

This one's tough so I'll get you started:
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Although I probably wouldn't get these if I wasn't posting while driving...

Damn! Now my targeted ads are scolding me for speeding.

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"It was always 'Socrates what is truth?', 'Socrates with the nature of the good?', 'Socrates what should I order?', 'Socrates what are you having?', and not once did anyone ever say Socrates Hemlock is poisonous."

I quote this bit all the time and no one ever has any idea what I'm going on about. (As opposed to all the other times they have no idea what I'm going on about.)

https://youtu.be/RVc8jwYexjE

@EileenKCarpenter @MakerWerks Perfection!

Maybe more people would go to mass if they were handing out chocolate. I mean, Jesus could have transubstantiated anything why'd it have to be a nasty dry cracker?

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I have been informed by the FDA that I must were this signage at all times.

"You will feel pain in this hand within the box. Pain. But! Withdraw the hand and I'll touch your neck with my gom jabbar--the death so swift it's like the fall of the headsman's axe. Withdraw your hand and the gom jabbar takes you. Understand?"

I stare her straight in the eye while I remove my hand from the box.

Living alone: "If I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle one more time it's going to be Fight Club in here."

"Are you better off now than you were 4 years ago?"

@MidnightRider 😂