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"It was always 'Socrates what is truth?', 'Socrates with the nature of the good?', 'Socrates what should I order?', 'Socrates what are you having?', and not once did anyone ever say Socrates Hemlock is poisonous."
I quote this bit all the time and no one ever has any idea what I'm going on about. (As opposed to all the other times they have no idea what I'm going on about.)