Dry January has been going well so far but I'm not sure I can go the whole month without drinking any water.

Just a reminder, this isn't the 20th century...

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That's harsh, fortune cookie...

"Happy New Year"
Seriously? Why are you kidding yourself?

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@TheNewsOwl
Marmaduke, having eaten all the party goers, is satiated...for now...

Disney viciously orders hit on Steamboat Willie to prevent him from entering the public domain.

I've created a plug-in for Photoshop that distorts your artwork and throws extra fingers on the hands so you can better compete with AI.

No one really appreciates Old Lang Sign any more.

Watch out, my accuracy with these is pretty high.

Hey, I succeeded in being more annoying.

Trust me, you won't know the difference.

Steamboat Willie version of Mickey Mouse is now Public Domain! Have at 'em!

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"The A.I.'s are going to kill us all!"
I would hope so! Take a look around. Humans are terrible...

um...

What I mean is that I, a totally normal human, is greatly troubled by this.

My advice for 2024: Do not follow the captain, the propeller shaft is where the steel hull is at its thinnest.

Hooray! The earth has completed another fraught and uncertain orbit of the sun. We should celebrate this unusual success.

Happy New Year!
What could possibly go wrong?