Today we salute all the “flippers” who - having exhausted every other option - finally stepped up and told the truth about Mango Mussolini’s assault on America. Better late than never, I guess. #Politics

Looks like somebody’s in for stormy weather today. #SorryNotSorry #Politics

Okay, all you Trump sycophants. We’re in the home stretch. If you’re gonna flip, you’re gonna have to do it soon. You can either trust that Mango Mussolini will pardon you and give you a cool job in his imaginary second administration or you can come clean, tell the truth, and get your life back on track. The best deals go to the people who flip first so get moving. Lawyers are standing by. #Politics

Treading on “others” is a core MAGA value. These folks never imagine that their own “time in the barrel” is just one Trump tantrum away. #Politics

For anyone who can’t recognize the differences between the January 6th insurrection and ongoing campus protests, good news. There’s actually a book to help you sort things out. #Politics

Everyone in Trump’s world is expendable to him. The last folks to realize this are his faithful MAGA followers rotting in jail for their role in the January 6th insurrection. Trump’s world is a zero-sum game: you’re sacrificed for his protection, like zincs on a ship. #Politics

Okay, Arizona fake electors and Trump fans: listen up. You can’t be pardoned even if Trump wins in a landslide. You’ve reached the end of the road. You’re looking at the last good chance to step up and do the right thing. The early “flippers” get the best deals. #Politics

Time for a stone mason to chip off the word “Supreme” from this dump. #Politics

I try to keep an open mind rather than assuming the absolute worst but these guys are making it reeeeeeeally difficult. #Politics

Since we’re already creating additional circles of Hell, let’s build one - a very large one - for everyone who has enabled Mango Mussolini. Everyone who hid his behavior, paid off his detractors, turned his vengeance on his accusers, made excuses for him, or otherwise normalized his crimes. Everyone in the media who curated his image to convince the public of his charm and business acumen while covering up his toxic relationships, breathtaking incompetence, and spitefulness.

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Beginning to see why Trump never pays his attorneys. They’re all throwing aside every instinct to carry out his insane defense schemes and when they fail, he leaves them broke and ruined.

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Here’s the current weather in Wilmington NC ahead of Mango Mussolini’s rally. My fervent hope is that Trump can't land safely and just says “f*** it” and leaves his besotted fans and merchandise vendors to get drenched. If that doesn’t pan out and he does show up, would it be too much to ask for some strategic lightning strikes? Asking for a friend. #Politics

Just landed in Wilmington North Carolina where there is a Trump rally tonight and the usual trashy merchandise vendors are set up. Good news! The area is under a severe thunderstorm watch. Fingers crossed 🤞 #Politics

It’s entirely possible to be absolutely adorable while sleeping… as long as you’re not doing it in court during your criminal trial. #Politics

Calling all “flippers” - today’s your best chance to step forward, tell the truth, and help us save America from another Trump Reign of Error. A grateful nation thanks you in advance. #Politics

Scientists reveal secret device responsible for sudden reversals in Mango Mussolini’s campaign positions on abortion and Obamacare. #Politics

One of the enduring sorrows of the Age of Trump is the bittersweet relief that our elder loved ones are beyond the reach of his influence. Brave, decent folks like my father who conducted top secret communications research for the Navy and my father-in-law (whose grave is pictured) who served in the Navy in the Pacific in WWII would be horrified to see Americans embracing a wannabe dictator carrying out Russia’s bidding. I miss you, Dad and Pop, but you’re better off where you are. #Politics

Wondering why I post about Trump’s infuriating evasion of justice even though the outcomes were predictable and I’m powerless to respond? Unlike Trump, some of us live our lives according to a real moral compass unlike this MAGA one. We can’t reconcile massive unfairness with our own ethical standards. So, yeah, I’m angry, sickened, horrified, dismayed. I’d rather feel these emotions and move on than suppress them lest others find them unseemly. You can always block or mute me. #Politics

There’s absolutely nothing “appealing” about the Appeals Court letting Mango Mussolini skate another ten days and scrape together a smaller bond amount. #Politics

Marge wants to remind everyone that Mango Mussolini isn’t the only drama queen. #Politics