Steve Bannon: this one’s for you. “Thank you for calling the Farquhar, Round, & Feindoubt legal hotline. If you committed crimes for Mango Mussolini, and you’re now indicted, broke, slandered as an “unknown coffee boy”, or dumped on the curb, we can help. From plea bargains, immunity, and flipping on the boss to the “witless” protection program, you have options, but you need to ACT TODAY! Once we have your $6,666 retainer check, you’ll have access to our best legal strategies. #Politics

Little Miss Attitude is a huge fan of President Biden. His calm, resolute voice tells her that despite the political turmoil swirling around us, we will be safe and freedom will endure. #politics #Dday

#January6th launched an insurrection in our nation’s capital that continues today as MAGA Republicans and their puppeteers within and outside the country pull their strings. The organizer is still at large, threatening more violence, and Congress remains infested with insurrectionists, sympathizers, and outright traitors. This rot at the core of America will worsen unless Trump and his agents in our government are permanently banished from this once sacred place. #politics

#January6th was the beginnning of the current insurrection in our nation’s capital. The insurrection continues to this day as MAGA Republicans and their puppeteers within and outside the country pull their strings. The organizer is still at large, and Congress remains infested with insurrectionists, sympathizers, and outright traitors. This cancer at the core of America will metastasize unless Trump and his agents in our government are banished from this once sacred place. #politics

Yeah, the business community is clearly heart broken about the Mango Mussolini indictments. “Art of the Deal,” my a**. #politics

Sorry, MSNBC, but the fact that Mango Mussolini’s remarks are “riddled with falsehoods and attacks” hardly qualifies as “breaking news.” #politics

I haven’t heard any cicadas yet, but it may be because there’s a much louder whining noise emanating from New York City that’s drowning them out. #politics

Karma, I know that you have a lot on your plate but when you have a moment, could you please include stone cold traitor #TedCruz in your deliberations? Thanks from a grateful nation. #politics

While many folks worry about post-verdict violence that will be incited by Mango Mussolini following his guilty verdict, our pack fell asleep early and soundly from exhaustion, exhilaration, and relief. There’s time for
dread later. Until then, we sleep. #politics

Tonight, as we celebrate the triumph of justice and the courage of the judge and jury over unprecedented treachery, let’s consider how we can show our gratitude. Next time we’re called for jury duty, let’s show up instead of seeking deferral. If your ballot offers the chance to vote for judges, study the options and vote for every position. While the Supreme Court may be compromised, the rest of our court system is holding strong and it might be our best hope for defending Democracy. #Politics

Are you KIDDING ME? Trump gets to have a TELEVISION in his court waiting room? No doubt he also has his phone and plans to dial in to Faux News and whine about his lack of privilege. This whining cicada will never shut up about his victimhood.

#politics

Florida man sleeps through trial; claims no knowledge of charges against him. #politics

My mother-in-law reports that several of her neighbors in Florida are selling their homes cheap to get the hell out of the DeSantis
political and economic mess. Homeowners insurance is priced out of reach, insurers are demanding that folks replace their roofs (even if they’re not damaged) if they want a policy. Looks like little Mickey Mouse-o-lini has launched a mass exodus. #politics

Listening to Mango Mussolini’s attorney referring to Michael Cohen as the “GLOAT” - “Greatest Liar of All Time” - is the supreme example of projection.

#politics #RIPDoge

My sister-in-law (brother’s wife) spends much of her time doomscrolling social media for upsetting information to share. She has just discovered the treachery of North Carolina’s MAGA legislators and candidates. Yes, I know. I live here, and I’ve been working my butt off for our county Democratic Party fighting it. Thanks, though, for dragging #politics into the already exhausting and disheartening text thread about my mother’s end-of life financial and medical issues. My reply below.

Well, Nikki, there’s some good news despite your bad news day: Stockholm Syndrome is now covered by Obamacare.

#Politics

Scientists can finally explain the curious Nikki Haley moral compass. #Politics

#NikkiHaley probably doesn’t even know who David Lloyd George was (probably not even BOY George, but I digress), but his wise words were made for contemptible human weathervanes like her: “You cannot cross a chasm in two small steps!”

#Politics

Gotta say, I did not have Mango Mussolini invoking the 25th Amendment on my bingo card. #Politics

So Trump wants the Mar-a-Lago documents case dismissed because the indictment wasn’t worded clearly? OK, Mango Mussolini, here ya go:

You stole sh*t
You kept sh*t
When told to return sh*t, you said, “f*** off”
You finally returned some of the sh*t, hid the rest
You flaunted classified sh*t because you don’t give a sh*t about national security
You got your employees to move sh*t, hide sh*t, and lie about sh*t
You’re a contemptible piece of sh*t
Any questions, moron?

#Politics