I live for the day - or night, really - when we can sleep in peace without being driven mad by “BREAKING NEWS” involving one completely vile human being who cannot let us rest for one damn moment. #Politics

If any of your MAGA relatives are shrieking about people not being able to vote for Mango Mussolini in Colorado, remind them that they can still write in his name. Problem solved. #Politics

Other than the dramatic clouds, what makes this photograph meaningful to me is the absence of Trump flags. Many of the homes alone this stretch of the Atlantic Intracoastal Waterway flew flags celebrating Mango Mussolini and vilifying President Biden. Now it’s just American flags. Don’t believe the polls. Believe your direct observations. #Politics

Oh, look. It’s Mika acting shocked - shocked - at Mango Mussolini’s fascist dog whistles and stochastic terrorism. We remember when she fawned over him and even fixed his hair as she and Morning Joe gave him free use of MSNBC on a daily basis to spew his campaign messaging. You’re complicit, Mika. Don’t expect us to forget or forgive your role in this dystopian Hellscape. #Politics

This #BlueWave is made from ocean plastic waste, but you get the picture. #VoteBlue and confound your MAGA detractors! #Politics

Just imagine being one of the 1,000+ convicted #January6th insurrectionists listening to Mango Mussolini bragging about his company’s endless wealth and his personal wealth. Yeah, that’s the same guy who promised he’d pay your legal bills and grant you a pardon while he was still in office. I guess you’re not that important (or he’s not that rich) or - more likely - both. #Politics

Vote Republican? Nevermore!
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Fani Willis got ‘em flippin… it’s like Sea World Georgia! #Politics

If we get a few more flippers, we’ll be able to open another branch of Sea World. #Politics

In case the worst happens and insurrectionist #JimJordan browbeats enough Congress critters to elect him as Speaker, he can use this weighty tome in place of the Bible for his swearing in ceremony. #Politics

Like everyone in our pack, Little Miss Attitude finds comfort in the calm, courageous words of President Biden. #Politics

#GOP’s 3-hour meeting to elect a speaker goes full Mesozoic. #Politics

What is it with our media hyenas, asking the most absurd questions at serious press conferences. They won’t be satisfied until they get our top officials to disclose secret intelligence and military strategy and admit that, whatever the bad news, it’s somehow all President Biden’s fault and we owe the world an apology. It’s a shameful display. #Politics

After three days in New Hampshire, I can report that Granite Staters appear to be moving on from Trump, if yard signs are any indication. I will continue collecting data, but so far I have only seen signs for Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy, and [gasp] Marianne Williamson and one a Trump 2024 flag (already faded, cheap product.) Meanwhile, Chris Christie is also lurking around the area. #Politics

What happened, Kevin, is Karma. #Politics

MAGA Republicans are looking to oust “Squeaker” Kevin McCarthy and replace him with someone more obedient. Please bear in mind that they’re selecting the person who’s ***next in line for the United States presidency*** after the Vice President. They’re willing to give his gavel to some random person selected by Matt Gaetz, the only Representative who voted AGAINST a bill fighting human trafficking. Now, Gaetz is evidently in charge of hostage taking in the House of Representatives. #Politics

Unable to govern, Mesozoic MAGA Republicans turn on each other in a desperate feeding frenzy as Kevin McCarthy prays daily for a massive extinction event. #Politics

New phone; who dis? #Politics

#KevinMcCarthy and the House Chaos Caucus are working out their legislative differences the Mesozoic way: trial by combat. #Politics

With the revelation that Mango Mussolini used classified White House documents - developed by people who literally risked their lives for our government - as scrap paper to give his assistant “to-do lists”, I am ready for our legal system to lock him up RIGHT NOW before he commits another treasonous crime. ENOUGH! #Politics