Kevin McCarthy’s free fall accelerates, as his knuckle dragging MAGA detractors stand by with flamethrowers. #Politics

What happened, Kevin, was that you cut your soul into little pieces and sold the pieces for pennies on the dollar to a caterwauling cabal of traitors, liars, crooks, braggarts, backstabbers, swindlers, and other assorted malefactors and they’re your puppeteers. #Politics

Good morning, friends, and remember: if you’re planning a complicated criminal conspiracy, be sure to track all the details on a shared spreadsheet. Prosecutors will really appreciate your extra effort. #Politics

Justice, one lady Trump should not have groped
She would not capitulate as he had hoped
Instead, she will prosecute each heinous crime
Determined that Donnie will get prison time
He led a conspiracy to overthrow
America, who - like the lady - yelled “NO!”
Emboldened by Putin, enriched by your base
Who flaunt MAGA t-shirts with your mug shot face
Jack Smith has your number; he’s onto your con
Your long Reign of Error™️ ends NOW, Teflon Don!

#Politics #CoSoPoetry

Listen up, Fulton County Georgia defendants. The State says that the trial could last 4 months (not including jury selection) and could involve 150 witnesses. Your chances are not looking good. If you’re gonna flip, this is the time for it. Come on. You know Mango Mussolini doesn’t give a damn about what happens to you. #Politics

For MAGA Republicans, “patriotism” is nothing more than impotent rage. #Politics

It’s nauseating to think of all the people who worked in Mango Mussolini’s maladministration who watched without taking any action as he committed crime after crime after crime after crime in support of his - and Putin’s - plan to destroy America from the inside.

All the while, these craven co-conspirators remained in the White House to collect sound bites for their lucrative tell-all books as our Republic teetered on the brink. Let these traitors write their prison memoirs next! #Politics

Good morning to the “flippers” who’ve finally realized that Mango Mussolini won’t pay a dime of their legal bills. Too soon old, too late smart, losers, but at least you figured it out while you had a chance to do the right-ish thing. #Politics

Mango Mussolini is probably seething in incandescent, white-hot rage because Vladimir Putin “stole” the indictment publicity stunt/Tucker Carlson interview spotlight from him with the Prigozhin plane crash. Sorry, Donnie… it’s nothing personal, just business. Vladdy always gets the last word. Always. You of all people should understand that. #Politics

Tonight’s GOP debate, except that the hunters will be stabbing each other while the mammoth rampages across the land unchecked. #Politics

If nobody knows what “woke” really means, we’ll never know whether the “war on woke” has been won. It’s the perfect metaphor for the MAGA Republicans’ irrelevance, tilting at woke windmills. #Politics

Before Mango Mussolini’s indictments run their course, we’ll have more flippers than Sea World. #Politics

David, we’ve been through this before. You and I are not “friends.” You do nothing to help your constituents all year, you vote for every repressive MAGA bill, then you count on gerrymandering to let you do it again for another two years. #Politics

If you kick yourself for errors in judgment, please cut yourself some slack. The folks who SHOULD be kicking themselve are Mango Mussolini’s close associates who trusted him to help with their legal bills. I mean, SERIOUSLY! You watched over 1,000 #January6th foot soldiers twist in the wind, pay their own legal bills, lose their homes and jobs, get divorced and disowned, and rot in jail, but you thought that YOU’D get help? C’mon! Trump doesn’t pay anybody, ever. You were expendable. #Politics

Mango Mussolini thinks he’s stressed NOW? That’s adorable. Sorry, Donnie… these are just the foreshocks, you know… like the undercard in boxing. The main event hasn’t even begun. When it starts, you’ll wish that you’d arranged to broadcast your epic meltdown on pay-per-view. #Politics

Mango Mussolini promises that he’ll “be your retribution” but the real retribution will come from the courageous women holding him accountable for his crimes against our republic. #Politics

Good morning to all the once-loyal “flippers” who waited until they were swept up in Mango Mussolini’s RICO case before finally realizing that he wouldn’t spend a dime to defend them. Too soon old, too late smart, losers. The good plea deals are disappearing fast. Flip now, or hear the dreadful clang of the prison door. #Politics

“Thank you for calling the Farquhar, Round, & Feindoubt legal hotline. If you’re a lawyer who worked “pro bonehead” for Mango Mussolini, and you’re now drawn into a sprawling RICO case, broke, slandered as an “unknown coffee boy”, or disbarred, we can help. From plea bargains, immunity, and flipping on the boss to the “witless” protection program, you have options, but you need to ACT TODAY! Once we have your $6,666 retainer check, you’ll have access to our best legal strategies. #Politics

If for some inexplicable reason you’re STILL riding the Trump Train, there’s some good news: Stockholm Syndrome is now covered by Obamacare. #Politics

Thought experiment (or perhaps witchcraft… you decide.) Little Miss Attitude is usually unflappable, but last night’s thunderstorms had her freaking out until I put on her ThunderShirt and gave her some calming medicine. While she was shaking like a leaf, I quietly repeated my wish that her fear be transferred to Donald Trump. Imagine if every pet owner did this each time their pet was frightened. “Transfer this terror from [pet name] to Donald Trump.” Repeat as needed. #Politics #DogsOfCoSo