Dumpy is completely absent from the campaign trail. Vance is campaigning on his behalf, including the tough talk about debates. Really weird 😵💫 #politics
I DEMAND PROOF OF LIFE!
@Fellixe Well said! JD should stand for “just… don’t.”
That's delusional.
If Vance WERE at the top of the ticket, he'd lose in a truly historic landslide.
He's literally BROKEN RECORDS for "unpopular", and his popularity is going nowhere but DOWN.
Focus groups reveal that the most common reaction to Flipper is "phony".
If I were in one, and they asked me the first word that came to mind when it came to Vance, I'd immediately say, "Pervert."
@cassandra17lina I've heard him called the living embodiment of "please clap". They should run him and Jeb on the same ticket and they just might hypnotize people into voting for them