Dogs just found out there are chicken parts in their dinner.
Scarfing in progress.

@MLClark Bezos still own that? Wish them luck.

@kay_dub @mcfate kind of a weird omission given the English and French monarchs at the time.

@corlin oh cool, will check it out. Thought you were going to say Zim Wiki, which I use and like . Sounds similar.

@Beanc here's what I do, learned from a long career. So simple, ironic that it took so long.
1) Ctrl-A
2) Del
3) Nap

Try it, maybe it will help.

@sazemisery side bonus, a toasty fire

C'mon tech bros.

"Bitcoin...uses 4,227 gallons of fresh water for every single transaction, either for buying or selling. Because of these transactions, many countries, such as the United States, could face freshwater shortages if the currency becomes more widely adopted."
Narrator: It will NOT be more widely adopted. Unpossible.
#cryptocurrency #bitcoin

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cryptocurrency/each-bitcoin-transaction-consumes-4200-gallons-of-water-enough-to-fill-a-swimming-pool-and-could-potentially-cause-freshwater-shortages

https://www.cell.com/cell-reports-sustainability/fulltext/S2949-7906(23)00004-6#secsectitle0010

Today I had a shockingly great experience at a local muffler shop. I thought I was ready for anything but I was not ready to be in and out in less than an hour, get charged much less than the estimate, and the work looks fantastic.

I mean who does that.

@sjvn Those 56ks came out and I was rubbing my eyes in disbelief. ALL THIS SPEED...FOR ME??

@mcfate @tyghebright @kbsez
Easy up. That was my point, and the point of the linked video.
Also: I have. In Japan.

@tyghebright @kbsez
Completely agree but I'm gonna be pedantic: all wasabi is green-ified horse radish.

https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/585172/wasabi-fake/

Wonder if anyone's adapted a snowblower into a leaf mulcher

LMFAO.
Oh hi Eliza. Again.

1960s chatbot ELIZA beat OpenAI’s GPT-3.5 in a recent Turing test study
(Eliza is really really really simple).
(People can easily be fooled).

#oldManShoutsAtClouds #bitTiredofAIHype

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/12/real-humans-appeared-human-63-of-the-time-in-recent-turing-test-ai-study/

@Jene_Sais_Quoi @Minholkin @Mauve_matelot @publickovacs @Museek @redsheri1 @Maude

Welcome back. As it happens I only wear high end, Italian luxury clothing*, so go ahead and send me some of that.

* Lies. Denim on a good day.

@sfleetucker Need to call my lawyer real quick. MF'r messed with my country

Here's a sentence with words in it I read:
"AGGRASOPPAR is a flower-punk / axekiller-pop band from the Faroe Islands. "
#huh #music

Google Translate thinks their lyrics are Icelandic, which is close but no cigar.

https://www.tutlrecords.com/artist/aedrasoppar/

@MMH Hey I am not above bribery.

@BosmangBeratna :shovel:

@MMH
How to train cats:
When they do something you like, offer tuna.
Done.
#PSA

daggumit have to order an asbestos test kit. What is lurking in this linoleum that I found under some other linoleum?

Somebody kicked this can...