@thewebrecluse
this is the way.

Useful ML.

You're a police officer in the USA, covering a speech by the state governor in a school gym.

As the speech starts (late) a reporter is talking to a camera at the back of a gym. You ask them to stop.
They start to wrap up.

You:
1. Nod, satisfied
2. Grimace he's still talking
3. Put him on the floor, cuff and arrest him

https://apnews.com/article/law-enforcement-pennsylvania-mike-dewine-ohio-aca9f89f4b6afe701aabf9ffd2b53d0f

#news #1stAmendment

@yogapaddlerun condolences.

@Satchelpooch
Very strange word choice. Chances...dim? Probability....dims?
This number is dimmer, i.e. less bright than this other number.

decreases
diminishes
ebbs
is reduced
smaller
lower
less/likely

@GrumpyWolf My favorite local (micro)brewery can't source _cans_ which is a different problem, but makes me wonder how supply chain problems factor in to the past year.

@BrianHjelleVirologist
scrotum is more accurate and even sounds funnier.

@voltronic
I use grasshopper. Not free, works fine.
https://grasshopper.com/

Beer shipment to wholesalers down by 14% compared to last year.

Makes me wonder if other libations went up, or home brewing REALLY took off, or...?

@XSGeek Learned my lesson on that one too. You'll get through it friend!

@Museek They should clean that up. It's only fair.

#yikes

@Render The force required to bend rails and yet the ties came along... zow.

In my copy of Joy of Cooking (1962), cookie recipes start on p.666 with a paragraph about Christmas.

A bit confusing but I will soldier on.

@redenigma @LadyZurk @Render

Brewery you say.

@BrianHjelleVirologist I had to get my arm into a catfish once, all the way to my elbow, to remove a lure. It hardly noticed.

Don't know why I just thought of that.

Apologies to anyone who wants a sincere answer: Tachikoma, an AI in combat vehicle form with a disturbingly childlike personality.

https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma

Fictional. Probably.

@pendrag red hot assuming we're not talking version control.

@Blueway while absolutely it can do that, this answer is deemed incorrect. You win!

@lancegregmason
It is not. You win!

@ianthealy @Countessa Could be, could be. Take one and see.

@EnochianEntropy
So wrong, enjoy your new lil friend!