@pendrag red hot assuming we're not talking version control.
@b4cks4w an inappropriately horny robot who doesn't know to do that in private?
@sfleetucker
Uh, possibly.
But go ahead, take one home!
@b4cks4w 100% not a Tachikoma.
@EnochianEntropy
So wrong, enjoy your new lil friend!
@b4cks4w I always wanted an adorable AI murderbot!
@b4cks4w I know what it actually is, but I'll say it's a rice cooker.
@ianthealy @Countessa Could be, could be. Take one and see.
@b4cks4w espresso machine?
@b4cks4w. Spaghetti and Meatballs.
@lancegregmason
It is not. You win!
@b4cks4w A wine bottle opener?
@Blueway while absolutely it can do that, this answer is deemed incorrect. You win!
Apologies to anyone who wants a sincere answer: Tachikoma, an AI in combat vehicle form with a disturbingly childlike personality.
https://ghostintheshell.fandom.com/wiki/Tachikoma
Fictional. Probably.