@Minholkin

Wheeee! Good morning! 🎃🧡👻

@slapout

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@Knitpurrl @daniel

Oops! How did -that- get there? 😹

Emotional support buckets of Quebec Maple sap. (Whew!)

@Knitpurrl @daniel

Emotional support buckets of Massachusetts maple sap. 😹

@SydneyHarper

Giving medical records to a non-HIPAA third party sounds like a great idea.

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#Subtoot

@weirdfizz

I wonder if people on CoSo would buy them? Auction? They look so cool!

@weirdfizz

Are these things you can sell?

@angsaysroar

We’ll be here. Good luck!

@angsaysroar

You cannot change your username (the name after the @ symbol). You can only delete your account and create a new one, if you desire. Your old account becomes unavailable, forever, so you can never go back to your original username.

@Minholkin

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@Minholkin

…six! 😹

@weirdfizz

How do you get your balls so perfect?!

@kel

I’ll bet it was great!

Hugh Laurie can play!

https://youtu.be/lyHSjv9gxlE

Okay, back to A Bit of Fry and Laurie! 😹

#BritBox

@AndersonArtwork @th3j35t3r

And sometimes…I know this is an unpopular opinion…but sometimes we can just block and not report, if ToS isn’t being violated. 😹

@th3j35t3r

Another noteworthy claim is from Paul Hunn in Flint, Michigan, who allegedly produced a fart lasting the same duration and reaching an impressive 118.1 decibels—comparable to a loud concert. Due to the nature of this record, it remains unofficial, yet widely discussed among flatulence records enthusiasts. —ChatGPT

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@th3j35t3r

(When you want a second opinion.)

There isn’t an official Guinness World Record for the “longest fart” as Guinness does not formally recognize records for bodily functions like flatulence. However, an unofficial record exists, credited to Bernard Clemmens, who reportedly passed gas continuously for 2 minutes and 42 seconds in 2009. Though not verified by Guinness, this duration has become something of a legendary achievement in the realm of quirky records.

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@kay_dub

Those lists are sad and they often make me wonder if I should do business with a company that’s so out of touch.