@Fiikus_goddess @amarand if I get you two emotional support donuts, will you be my alibi?

@Kurtroedeger @amarand
I'll consider it.

@Fiikus_goddess @amarand ok. Good. On or about November 9-10 I was with you and we were knitting beanies for homeless children. I was totally in Finland the whole time and no where near Ohio.

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @amarand SMH. First rule of alibi-making is to sound plausible. If you had said that you were hiding in a children's hospital in Finland, everyone would nod and shrug and say, "yep, that sounds like Kurt." But knitting beanies for homeless children? Who would buy that story?!

@Notokay @Fiikus_goddess @amarand

They found me in a bakery passed out in a sugar coma

@Kurtroedeger @Notokay @amarand

I didn't have a chance to bring him to the all you can eat cake buffet..

@Fiikus_goddess @Notokay @amarand the bakery was day two. Day one was the ayce cake place but they kicked me out for eating all the cakes

@Kurtroedeger @Fiikus_goddess @amarand Now THAT all of CoSo would believe!!!

@QueenOfEverything @amarand

Dammit. I'm smiling.

#kurtmurderedmrspeacock

@Kurtroedeger @amarand

I have been trying to get my cats to pose so I can do a Kurt Couch Dog Portrait and they won't cooperate! They just curl up and go to sleep- they won't even try!

Your portraits are inspirational because you have DOGS not CATS.

*the title of this photo is:
"NO HUMANS ON THE COUCH."

@QueenOfEverything @amarand just tell the cats that the dogs are making them look bad with the poses.

@Kurtroedeger @amarand

Okay, I think you're on to something. Cats are extremely competitive.

@QueenOfEverything @amarand nailed it