Easy solution... just add the requisite "in bed" at the beginning or end of it and it will help you figure out the mystery by whoever smiles.
I have been trying to get my cats to pose so I can do a Kurt Couch Dog Portrait and they won't cooperate! They just curl up and go to sleep- they won't even try!
Your portraits are inspirational because you have DOGS not CATS.
*the title of this photo is:
"NO HUMANS ON THE COUCH."
@QueenOfEverything @amarand just tell the cats that the dogs are making them look bad with the poses.
@QueenOfEverything @amarand nailed it