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I figure a Canadian porn parody is just some very apologetic naked people.

What's in "Bob's" heart? "Bob" loves money, anything can be money, so "Bob" loves you!

Print out this talisman and stick it in your pants or pants-equivalent for luck and slack!

Remember the old saying "Sit on "Bob's" face, it's always the right place!"

Maybe "spiritual ferment" works best in smaller chunks. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/08/30/speculation-on-spiritual-ferment/

The movie adaption is a real collector's item.

If you want to see a restoration send money to https://www.subgenius.com/

It won't fund it, but it will send a psychic message with your money.

What happens when the Starseed blooms?

"The Countdown Clock"

Art is a changeling, left by the artist in culture to become something other than it seems.

Remember you can get the OFFICIAL SubGenius Zine, the Dobbstown Mirror here!

If you buy Vault of Slack you MUST get the Mirror.

If you get the Mirror, why not get the Vault of Slack.

If you get neither, CHANGE THAT and be as cool as everyone else.

https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

Evolution repeats two forms

Crabs and "Bob."

Behold the ultimate life form.

Learn.

https://www.SubGenius.com/

IT IS HERE! Vault of Slack #4 is ready to shove wisdom right up your hindbrain! This SubGenius Zine is everything you need to navigate the Conspiracy and FIGHT BACK - until the next issue of course!

Get it here BEFORE THEY STOP YOU. https://ko-fi.com/s/a24e86e335

Vault of Slack #4 is back from the printer. For sale soon . . .

It's sort of hard to talk about spiritual practice as that's its own goal not a new career, or book, or whatever. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/08/12/cultivation-for-cultivations-sake/

Only one week until Ask Doctor Hal!

See it here at 6PM PST/9PM EST 8/18 - https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

Sometimes love is just seeing "Bob" in the other person.

See love by sending money to https://www.subgenius.com/

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