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After the Eclipse and the Key Bridge Disaster, I ask - are conspiracy theorists even trying anymore?

Because the responses seem pretty lame and unimaginative.

https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/14/are-they-even-trying-anymore/

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Pastor declares Austism awareness week demonic, and I got nothing.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/education/2024/04/04/private-school-pastor-cancels-autism-week-says-activities-demonic/73202803007/

"Bob" is the drug.

Do "Bob." It's easier. And kinkier

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Whoo, just sold another copy of Vault of Slack 2!

So go grab yourself a copy!

https://ko-fi.com/s/74ac0f8498

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More thoughts on how Imaginary Children are an excuse to be terrible to real people. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/07/the-imaginary-children-bring-terror/

Ask Doctor Hal is in TWO WEEKS. You have two weeks to prepare! To come up with questions! To send money!

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I explore how Imaginary Children are vital to any number of past, present, AND future bullshit, from Satanic Panic to weird justifications for being a greedy asshole. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/03/its-imaginary-children-all-the-way-down/

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Ask Doctor Hal is every month. Wisdom! Monsters! Camaraderie!

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We SubGenii talk about the Perfect Burger. We know every Burger, in a way, can be THAT Burger. It's a metaphor.

But the Perfect Burger is a metaphor for enjoying ANYTHING. It can be a Burrito, a walk, sex, or something. As long as you have Slack, you can find perfection echoed in everything.

I often have a Perfect Burrito from local spots. It's not THE Perfect Burrito, but it echoes it that, for that moment, it IS Perfect.

Let the Burger be Perfect.