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After the Eclipse and the Key Bridge Disaster, I ask - are conspiracy theorists even trying anymore?

Because the responses seem pretty lame and unimaginative.

https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/14/are-they-even-trying-anymore/

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Pastor declares Austism awareness week demonic, and I got nothing.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/education/2024/04/04/private-school-pastor-cancels-autism-week-says-activities-demonic/73202803007/

"Bob" is the drug.

Do "Bob." It's easier. And kinkier

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Whoo, just sold another copy of Vault of Slack 2!

So go grab yourself a copy!

https://ko-fi.com/s/74ac0f8498

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More thoughts on how Imaginary Children are an excuse to be terrible to real people. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/07/the-imaginary-children-bring-terror/

Ask Doctor Hal is in TWO WEEKS. You have two weeks to prepare! To come up with questions! To send money!

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I explore how Imaginary Children are vital to any number of past, present, AND future bullshit, from Satanic Panic to weird justifications for being a greedy asshole. https://www.xenofact.com/2024/04/03/its-imaginary-children-all-the-way-down/

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Ask Doctor Hal is every month. Wisdom! Monsters! Camaraderie!

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We SubGenii talk about the Perfect Burger. We know every Burger, in a way, can be THAT Burger. It's a metaphor.

But the Perfect Burger is a metaphor for enjoying ANYTHING. It can be a Burrito, a walk, sex, or something. As long as you have Slack, you can find perfection echoed in everything.

I often have a Perfect Burrito from local spots. It's not THE Perfect Burrito, but it echoes it that, for that moment, it IS Perfect.

Let the Burger be Perfect.

If you know, you know.

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