Today's "Bob" reminds you that he sees you. Always.

He'd like to see you buy a membership at https://www.SubGenius.com/

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Your "Bob" for today, because we've all been here.

Send money to "Bob" so he leaves you alone, unless you like it when he watches.

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" . . . and he dreamed Dobbstown into existence."
- Codex Yacatizma

Your "Bob" for Today

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Time Control is freedom. Time is the tool of the oppressor. In fact, time IS the oppressor.

Learn Time Control by donating to https://www.SubGenius.com/ then waiting for the psychic instructions to manifest in your unconscious.

Whoo! I got a rapid delivery of the SECOND EDITION of Vault of Slack 4!

Also I think as I sell out of past issues, I'll post the PDFs.

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Your "Bob" for today.

What does "Connie" dream of?

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What's in "Bob's" heart? "Bob" loves money, anything can be money, so "Bob" loves you!

Print out this talisman and stick it in your pants or pants-equivalent for luck and slack!

Remember the old saying "Sit on "Bob's" face, it's always the right place!"

The movie adaption is a real collector's item.

If you want to see a restoration send money to https://www.subgenius.com/

It won't fund it, but it will send a psychic message with your money.

What happens when the Starseed blooms?

"The Countdown Clock"

Art is a changeling, left by the artist in culture to become something other than it seems.