Remember you can get the OFFICIAL SubGenius Zine, the Dobbstown Mirror here!

If you buy Vault of Slack you MUST get the Mirror.

If you get the Mirror, why not get the Vault of Slack.

If you get neither, CHANGE THAT and be as cool as everyone else.

https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

Evolution repeats two forms

Crabs and "Bob."

Behold the ultimate life form.

Learn.

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Vault of Slack #4 is back from the printer. For sale soon . . .

Only one week until Ask Doctor Hal!

See it here at 6PM PST/9PM EST 8/18 - https://www.twitch.tv/askdrhal

Sometimes love is just seeing "Bob" in the other person.

See love by sending money to https://www.subgenius.com/

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"Bob" just leads to more "Bob" so you might as well join "Bob" now.

"Bob" RULES but he does not Rule because honestly he's too lazy.

Do you want to be as cool as I am? Cooler? Less cool? Then get the Dobbstown mirror and become as cool as you should be!

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An Avatar of "Bob"?

https://wellcomecollection.org/works/c96vnnkt/images

"Bob's" Anatomy is an area of infinite speculation.

Fund the speculation by donating to https://www.subgenius.com/

OR contact me to put YOUR theories about "Bob's" body in the Vault of Slack!

Ask Doctor Hal Returns this month! Join us on August 18th!

https://askdrhalshow.com/

Get thanked.

We never did find out who she was. She just posed for the picture long ago.

Send donations to https://www.subgenius.com/ because for all you know it might be used in the investigation!

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OK I have the ashcan of Vault of Slack #4!

if you can't wait for it to come out, hey grab the other two issues available, #2 and #3, here - https://ko-fi.com/xenofact

Dr. Hal will return shortly in August! BE READY!

Why the infinity symbol? If you have to ask . . .

When the Xists come, we shall rule Earth and Earth shall rule.

All hail king Earth!

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