Your "Bob" for 10/4/2024

"Bob" is right. It never ended.

Neither does the church, which you can join at https://www.SubGenius.com/

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We await the Stark Fist of Retrieval. Where JHVH-1 will save us from the Pinks.

. . . and he doesn't know what he's getting into.

Your "Bob" for 10/2/2024

The Celestial "Bob." When you are looking at the sky, aren't you also looking at "Bob?"

Also take a look at https://www.SubGenius.com/ and join and donate.

Remember, the Dobbstown Mirror is the official zine of the Church! Run by the official Onan!

Send him your official money. Or actually any money honestly.

https://www.patreon.com/dobbstown

Your "Bob" for 9/30/2024

Leaving "Bob" just leads to "Bob."

So just hang out with "Bob" at https://www.SubGenius.com/

Your "Bob" for today, 9/29/2024

It's hard to grasp "Bob" as he's got such a good grip on your mind.

Get a grasp on the one true religion by joining https://www.SubGenius.com/

"Bob" rules.
"Bob" does not make rules.
That is why "Bob" rules.

It would rule if you got a membership and/or made a donation at http://www.subgenius.com/

The Angel of Silent Suffering.

"It watches what no one else sees and says nothing."

"Bob" for today, 9/25/2024

Inside all of us is an undead ghoul screaming to get out. "Bob" just lets his express itself more often.

Express your individuality by buying a SubGenius membership like everyone else https://www.SubGenius.com/

All right! Xenofact Xine #6 is out (OK it has been a bit I forgot to post). Get 13 of my columns, plus art, on Taoism, Transgression, and much more!

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JHVH-1 saw the very idea of "Bob" and panicked.

Send money to https://www.SubGenius.com/ and keep the old chisler panicking.

Today's "Bob" reminds you that he sees you. Always.

He'd like to see you buy a membership at https://www.SubGenius.com/

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Your "Bob" for today, because we've all been here.

Send money to "Bob" so he leaves you alone, unless you like it when he watches.

https://www.SubGenius.com/

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" . . . and he dreamed Dobbstown into existence."
- Codex Yacatizma

Your "Bob" for Today

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Time Control is freedom. Time is the tool of the oppressor. In fact, time IS the oppressor.

Learn Time Control by donating to https://www.SubGenius.com/ then waiting for the psychic instructions to manifest in your unconscious.

Whoo! I got a rapid delivery of the SECOND EDITION of Vault of Slack 4!

Also I think as I sell out of past issues, I'll post the PDFs.

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