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Print out this talisman and stick it in your pants or pants-equivalent for luck and slack!

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What happens when the Starseed blooms?

"The Countdown Clock"

Art is a changeling, left by the artist in culture to become something other than it seems.

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If you buy Vault of Slack you MUST get the Mirror.

If you get the Mirror, why not get the Vault of Slack.

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Evolution repeats two forms

Crabs and "Bob."

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Learn.

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Vault of Slack #4 is back from the printer. For sale soon . . .

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"Bob" just leads to more "Bob" so you might as well join "Bob" now.