Impressing girls with high quality drawings of the Ford F-150 like the pickup artist I am

Only my best CoSo buddies will get this joke 🙂

@NoahPaulLeGies Only assholes get assassinated. Good guys are just plain killed sometimes

Shut up, Chip. These days everyone wants that. You’re not special

Grilled cheese time 😜

Head of mercenary group Wagner published an open letter to Speaker of Gosduma (the Russian mock parliament) asking to outlaw negative publications about his mercenary group.

Just as a reminder, the existence of such a “Wagner” is completely illegal according to Russian laws and persons creating mercenary armies are supposed to go to jail like the criminals they are.

But this is Russia. A lawless, fascist, failed state run by a bunch of thugs high on complete unaccountability

This city of 600 000 is suffocating under an excess of cars. The traffic jams are indescribable and seem to have no relation to the time of day. This is because there are too few drivable streets. Usually you get 1 or 2 options to reach the neighbouring part of the city, while all the side streets lead into dead ends or curl up back onto themselves in a bizarre wormlike shape. This forces the traffic into using the same route with everyone else, adding to an already swollen bottleneck.

*Sigh*

Throwing around the phrase “In this economy?!” automatically adds 10+ years to your current age

@duglop It empties out into the street below. This is what I can't unthink now.

🤔

@Idissent You remembered 😆

Some putinist cretin in Russia defeated a 4 m tall replica of the Eiffel Tower today

Wonder how she'll take it when I call it "Christ's side wound" 🤭

@StephanieResists
It's a frightening situation for us, little peeps...