Watched Split last night.
Would have been a more pleasant viewing had I not already seen a documentary a couple years back which details how "multiple personalities" are a hoax diagnosis from a suspect profession pedaled by convicts who were looking for a way out of their sentences and a bunch of all-too-eager psychologists who'd staked their careers on sensationalist "new discoveries".

Golden State Warriors - live by the three, die by the three 🤦‍♂️

Definitely not lion

Did you know that 'to obfuscate' (i.e. to conceal your motives, to keep audiences in the dark) is derived from a very old word 'fuscus' which used to mean 'brown"

@Coctaanatis they are going to have trouble equipping new conscripts too, but a) it's still an army capable of killing Ukrainians, and b) no one in the Kremlin gives a damn. This war must go on if they want to stay in power.

Putin‘a spokesman Peskov who’s famous for notoriously making public statements in complete opposition to reality, which gave birth to meme “Don’t believe anything about Russia before Peskov denies it”, just denied the second wave of total conscription.

Bitus Grossus
Schwanzus Longus
Pijus Magnificus

These are all just Bigus Dickus from Life of Brian in French, German and Spanish

Ukrainians joke that one of the benefits of curfew is there’s no need to remind guests when it’s time for them to leave

Well okay then

He looks like he already took your hat and coat and is urging you to come right this way, sir

The gall of squirrels is rarely addressed

So here I am, a carefree green pig, just chilling in my lil wood plank house, suspecting nothing

I couldn’t believe my inner voice when it read “Donald Trump Orange Drink” in my head

100% relatable

@GNious
All the more reason to never return