@TiarePalau Has he called anyone asking to “find votes” yet?

I’m pretty okay now but only today I’d spent almost 30 hours on a bus pretty in this position, and now instead of a butt I have something that I can only call a “sore pancake” 😩😁

@Rickbflony I was looking who to blame!

Judge: You have to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Do you understand?

Me: Yes, your honor.

Judge: Do you swear?

Me: Every day, motherfucker

Brought back from Greece 3 packets of halloumi cheese, can’t wait to put them to good use 😍

@Janet i dunno he looks pretty spotless to me 😋

When it’s been a while

may 2023 be the year of peace in Ukraine and the collapse of the russian empire

There are dream houses and there are drum houses (when it rains)

Arata Isozaki & Associates, Venice, California

“You’ve heard of elf on the shelf?”
“Yeah? Why”
“Get ready for socks on the floor.”
“Mom, that doesn’t even rhyme!”
“PICK YOUR SHIT UP!”

Hallmark researchers say they are close to developing a second movie plot.

The Russian advent calendar has people falling out of little windows

Fred Flintstone doesn’t seem to mind the weather

Some people take this ass bleaching thing too far

Bring me Schroedinger’s head!