@awnaves @White_Rabbit
Sell his story to the makers of Knives Out, I sense something promising there lol

@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
Flavor? This one reeks of someone taking it out on all women for an embarrassment he’d suffered previously from the hands of one.

@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
So, a defence tactic then.
I’m quite sure that when used by men on each other it warrants no hacking off arms, though.
The Bible seems to take particular issue with allowing women equal rights, almost like it was written by a bunch of griping dudes, eh

@awnaves @Alfred omg 😆

@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
You hit the other guy’s wiener with a stick

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN
I remember, it was In Immense World by Ed Yong, it’s about sensory perceptions in different animals and how they compare to ours, and no, it didn’t have a promising forecast for cockroaches in this regard

@SunAcrossWater
Sadly, Mel Brooks has retired and John Cleese has grown very lazy lol

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN
Read a work not long ago which theorises that out of all Earth’s species the next most likely “intelligent” one is going to be the descendants of modern spiders.

How ironic that out of all the depictions of invading aliens from horror sci-fi works Earth is probably going to produce the most terrifying looking ones to instil mortal fear into the souls of the inhabitants of other words ha-ha

@SunAcrossWater
What an incredibly silly premise this is to begin with.
What are the chances that a woman would be reaching for their man’s private parts when he’s in a fight?
I wonder what freak accident occurred to the author of this idiotic decree that left him so publicly embarrassed that he felt the need to outlaw this unlikely “crime” in writing 🤔

coufnsed

Erm… scuze me?

@see_the_sus @Tarnagh
I saw an old newspaper ad that promoted the evils of electricity.
Super conservative folks (and religious people are ultra-conservative by definition) always make up horror tales about every progressive thing or idea they encounter, because their biggest fear is change.

@Bliss @Coctaanatis
Let me pull the veil back on the secret and reveal what steps I took to make this thing:

1. Cheap plastic egg from a gift shop gets its top sawn off and put back together with tape.

2. A few layers of paper towels (torn to bits of approx 1.5x1.5 inches) are glued on top. Lips are formed from paper towel bits rolled up and glued along the contours.

3. I used spray cans of dark red, green and black for the paint job. Voila!

Low penetration power

tee-hee 🤭