@SunAcrossWater
What an incredibly silly premise this is to begin with.
What are the chances that a woman would be reaching for their man’s private parts when he’s in a fight?
I wonder what freak accident occurred to the author of this idiotic decree that left him so publicly embarrassed that he felt the need to outlaw this unlikely “crime” in writing 🤔
@SunAcrossWater
Sadly, Mel Brooks has retired and John Cleese has grown very lazy lol
@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
You hit the other guy’s wiener with a stick
@Vonzales @SunAcrossWater If by that you mean I grabbed and twisted, then yes.
@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
So, a defence tactic then.
I’m quite sure that when used by men on each other it warrants no hacking off arms, though.
The Bible seems to take particular issue with allowing women equal rights, almost like it was written by a bunch of griping dudes, eh
@Vonzales @SunAcrossWater It has a flavor of insecurity that is astounding. I can't imagine if afterward my husband had gotten pissed off that I touched another guy's junk.
@tippitiwichet @SunAcrossWater
Flavor? This one reeks of someone taking it out on all women for an embarrassment he’d suffered previously from the hands of one.
@Vonzales @SunAcrossWater This is super funny to me, because I just deleted a tweet deciding I didn't really want to post something about my doing violence to men's parts in a thread where men might see it and flinch, but there was totally a fight where my man ended up in a chokehold and turning colors, so guess what?