Thomas Kalmich
- Fan of
- Boston Celtics
- And of
- Christopher Hitchens
I was born in the USSR and grew up in an ex-soviet "republic". Want an honest opinion on communism from someone who's experienced it firsthand? Ask me.
Joined Nov 2022
@KodoAndSangha
Someone was peeping into their parents bedroom
@Horrrflmlvr
Just an average poorly educated russkie.
Anti-intellectualism is a sign of totalitarianism.
@Shilohx
Some claim he’s Russian.
There’s proverb that goes “Russia is the motherland of elephants”, it pokes fun at a special brand of patriots who claim Russia to be the cradle of earth’s humanity and the origin of everything.
Before you decide it’s fringe group of lunatics, an MP from the ruling party not long ago used the floor to declare war on the USA for killing “American Indians who are in fact Russian emigrants who went their across the Bering land bridge” 🫤
Speaker of the Ekaterinburg local “parliament” announced that he’s obtained extrasensoric capabilities and can now heal people by looking at them or touching them with his hands.
Should Ukraine start winning this war we’ll see more examples of top Russian officials pleading insanity
Fruit flies just spawn spontaneously.
You look at a fruit fly and tell me it’s ever been anywhere else
Dear journal
Trying catnip for the first time
When does it kick in?
WHOA
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
WE’RE ALL CONNECTED
I WANT TO HUG A MOUSE
(The diary of a cat)
Thomas Kalmich
boosted
Pretty sure that conservatives would hate the original Star Trek if they ever actually watched an episode, as it never shied away from tackling social issues.
The idea that politics doesn’t belong in Star Trek is so laughable.
@DarksideStraxus
True.
ST is in fact a study in political science and sociology that used a fictitious sci-fi background to stage objective examples and cases for analysis of moral, social and legal aspects of our everyday lives
@PR4UK
I do all my proof reading after I hit sned
“What haunts me is that I am not smart enough for so many people to be so much stupider than I am.”
— Kate Harding
@Shilohx
It returns a page with “This feature is coming soon”
Russian movie maker Nikita Mihalkov (who stars in all of his own movies and is especially known for portraying the Emperor) stumbled upon the letter N in the flooring tiles of a church (which indicates North in the building’s position), but decided it was a Z (Putin’s neo-swastika and the main symbol of Russia's invasion of #Ukraine), and dedicated a segment on Russian TV telling the audience how it’s a sign from above that they are doing God’s work
Anti-war rally of supporters of the invasion
“The fuck you worshipping crosses for? What part of my story makes you think I like crosses?”
— Jesus
Adult: “Go to college to get an education so you can change the world for the better!”
Student, in 4 years: “Science says we must find alternative sources of energy or else we’ll all be dead in 80 years.”
Adult: “Oh u think ur so smart now, college sure did turn u into a libtard.”
“The only peaceful solution for Ukraine is complete termination of its statehood” (Russian TV)
Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your jeans
Thomas Kalmich
- Fan of
- Boston Celtics
- And of
- Christopher Hitchens
I was born in the USSR and grew up in an ex-soviet "republic". Want an honest opinion on communism from someone who's experienced it firsthand? Ask me.
Joined Nov 2022