What Putin's cocksucker propagandist Margarita Simonyan thinks she looks like VS how she really looks.

DISCLAIMER: I think she's a piece of shit regardless of her looks.

@janallmac
Russian cheerleaders perform dressed strictly in grey overalls.
It's called square dancing following the shape of prison yards.

Some wacko russkie governor is reported to have received a dotation from the state budget of over 2 million rubles (part of) which he spent on staging this performance of a truly Shakespearean magnitude in which a bunch of "fascist German cardboard tanks" are defeated in battle by the glorious Russian "liberators of Europe".

The fate of the remainder of the 2 million dotation is unknown

@FrankCannon It's a direct consequence of a drop in the quality of education. Majority of people operate with terms whose meaning they have no idea about

@FrankCannon I know. It's giving me depression.

@CanisPundit I know, right? Then all the other flakes think it's OK for them to join. GTFO here, I didn't INVITE YOU!

@FrankCannon
Vatniks use this kind of talk exactly to convince themselves they are "fighting fascism" in Ukraine

When the DJ plays 5 bangers in a row

Germany finally agrees to give Ukraine thei “Leopard” tanks
👍👍

I get mighty suspicious when I see a headline like this. Who conducted this study? Who ordered it?
I know for fact that autocracies like Russia absolutely love such publications as it allows them to portray the West as being just as bad but also with gay people.

@patcgathome Not my problem someone takes criticism and the pointing out of absurdities as hostility. That's a common trait among bigots, I'm used to it by now and don't give a F 🖐️

@patcgathome
Sure, me who traveled with a preacher’s family as a translator in their van for a month, me who attended Sunday school as a kid, me who has studied the Bible extensively and watched tens of debates between religious leaders and their secular opponents — I’m getting my views from “television”, uh-huh.
As for “Eastern Orthodoxy” — I live in one. They absolutely believe Jesus died for the sins of humanity, they teach it everywhere, wth are talking about?

@Former5SportOfficial
Right.
As a seafood lover I’m especially irked by the fact that eating shrimp is explicitly forbidden by the Bible in five different places while being gay is being frowned upon only once, yet we get violent anti-gay rallies everywhere but not a single anti-shrimp parade LOL

@Former5SportOfficial
Looks like they are trying to have it both ways: killing Christ is both good and bad. Good, when it suits us, and bad when our purpose is to blame somebody.
Looks like plain old hypocrisy to me

@Shilohx Holding my breath usually helps.

I read somewhere that hiccups are an anachronistic reaction of our organism to breathing air — back when our ancestors used to be sea creatures, they breathed oxygen dissolved in water, and when exposed to air they’d hiccup in much the same way. Or something 😀

Humans in the Bible: Let’s pick a guy, blame him for EVERYTHING and kill him.

Me, reading the Bible: Holy scapegoating!

Humans 2000 years later: Yes, that’s our holiday! Merry Scapegoating to you too!

I’m a rotisserie sleeper — need to rotate my body to get it slept evenly on all sides

@see_the_sus it’s the dust. Every dystopia has the earth covered in dust :)

Things will be back to normal by August, I’m sure

August: