The Russian Fuhrer just said his "3 day special operation" is expected to take a long time.

Duh, really? I mean the soldiers who are still alive are wondering aloud how come it's the second winter of the 3 day operation already.

#PutinWarCriminal
#RussiaIsAFascistState

Total mobilization is inevitable, say Russian sources right after Putin makes a public statement regarding mobilization which he said is absolutely totally not being planned by his fascist clique.

How is going to explain where the first 200K conscripts went?

Probably just jail everyone asking that question.

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Despite all my rage
I am still just a cat in a cage

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@RationalLeft Ron isn’t with the MAGA crowd, on the contrary, he’s constantly making fun of them. I like him 😌

Alright, I removed myself completely from Twitter. After three unanswered pleas to review the banned status of one of my alts I received a note that I am permanently banned because "something something harm of others".

Offending tweet? It was this: "I have no compassion towards fascists, I think they deserve to have their snouts punched in."

Apparently, Twitter now is out to protect the hurt feelings of fascists 🤔

Oh well, goodbye.

#twitter

@Dogofalltrees Pfizer + booster

Started saying "Coe kay" instead of "Okay" because I'm a cosonaut now

#cosonauts

Same

Your honour, I was provoked into killing my neighbor. He intimidated me by contemplating installation of a security system.

(The “NATO provoked Putin” defense in a nutshell)

Accurate

@YesThatStevenGrant might have been offered a coffee once

@sentientdessert 😂

Gotta remember this next time I try to open the bin with my teeth

(Narrator) In the wild cats are deadly night stalkers who’s presence remains unknown to unsuspecting victims of their sneak attacks until it is too late.

(My cat waking me up from sleep with loud drinking noises coming from the kitchen) SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

@WeThePeople MAGAts be like “He slurs for us!”