Musk: complains about a “stalker episode”.

What really happened: The billionaire's security guard went full 'paranoid chud' on a random guy, tried to RUN HIM OVER, and then elon tried to pass it off as though the victim was a 'crazy stalker'. Truth really is stranger.

Captain Picard arrives in Ukraine to meet the AFU Army chief Valeriy Zaluzhnyi.
Phaser banks full, fire at will, Number One.

j/k it's Poland's army chief

“We are blameless”, said Putin today.
“We still believe Ukrainians our brotherly nation.”

There’s an active air raid alarm across all of Ukraine right now. An Iranian UAV was intercepted over one of the cities.

#RussiaIsAFascistState

Putin's army chief Shoigu here says that bombing Ukrainian power grid and civilian infrastructure is a 'humanitarian mission aimed at protecting against genocide and terror'

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Putin held a speech at some mock government council (I say mock because nothing about Russia isn't a Potemkin village) in which he said that Ukraine was defeated long ago, and their army destroyed completely, it's just that the whole of NATO is posing as Ukrainians and resisting the onslaught of the glorious Russian armed forces, but not for long.

Sure, Little Fuhrer Wladdy, sure

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Oops

Russian mercenaries housed by Lukashenko in Belarus (on Putin's insistent requests, of course) may be firing at houses in villages in Belarus to create "photographic and video evidence" of Ukrainian forces attacking civilians, warn Ukrainian sources based on intel.

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When the road ahead is a long one

Why didn't I have one as a kid 😥

A school teacher in Kyiv giving an online lesson outside, because the school building had no electricity following a bombardment by #fascist Russia.

#Ukraine
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wHEN CAPSLOCK IS ON

James Naismith, the inventor of basketball

I’m not saying nothing but can you see this guy’s other ear?

Sources in Belarus report movement of military equipment closer towards border with #Ukraine following a meeting between the Fuhrers, Putin and Lukashenko

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That's a strange looking bidet 🤔

Did the Twilight Zone really have an episode about the world's richest man who spent billions on buying a machine that shows him the thoughts of millions of people only to find out that they all hate him?

Stay strong, fellow earthlings

Putin’s Goebbels (propagandist Wladimir Solovyev) says it’s time to mobilize 3 million conscripts to strike Germany, rest of Europe and “turn America into ashes”, if needed

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Someone posted this with #Xmas gift 😳😂

OMG how lovely is this??