W I Semen Still Seek Him

When you're stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay and the filming crew walk in

Why do I feel strangely aroused by this

Russia may be planning another massive missile strike on Ukraine on the 22 or 23 of December.

At least 67 rockets are expected to be fired by Kremlin #fascists including their latest Iskander and Dagger models.

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They delivered an empty wrapper

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A culinary tragedy in 4 acts

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February 3rd is the set date for the Ukrainian-EU Summit in Kyiv.
Ukraine's ascension to the European Union will be discussed as well as further support in their efforts to fend off Russia's war of aggression.

I don't know about you but I simply despise this guy.
Macron just said Ukraine's NATO membership is unlikely because of Russia's stance on the issue.
"They would certainly perceive as confrontational, so no, let's not do that."
Eat a dick, you soft piece of French pussy.
I mean no disrespect to the people of France, to be clear.

Just two more days until Christmas Eve on Syntagma Square!
Wheeee!

Ladies and Gents, I give you Donald Trump Jr

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How do you say "Marry Christmas" in Communese

Know your patriots

Yeah, no words needed

Russias ex mock head of the space program Rogozin was reportedly wounded when a building in Donetsk where he held his birthday party was shelled.
He received shrapnel wounds in his head, buttocks and thigh.
No vital organs, unfortunately.
Rogozin’s only merit is complete loyalty and subservience to Fuhrer.
His tenure at Roscosmos consisted mostly of tweeting insults at Elon Musk and the American SpaceX program.
After losing his post and a short hiatus Rogozin took on a war propagandist’s role

My Celtics are in a slump.
Tried really hard to catch up in the 2nd half, but came up short *sigh*

#NBA

The Dark Balls of Sight

Yeah, unthinkable

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God, I love John Cleese and the boys