"Look at our history together. Remember when you dumped me and I was super depressed? Good times."

That fight scene is, no joke, the best part of this whole series.

Thoroughly impressed.

I was wondering how the Cullens kept up their identity swapping. None of the clan seem tech savvy enough to make birth certificates and passports.

Also Lee Pace? Rami Malek? Angela Sarafyan? Noel Fisher?

Edward just in a hoodie after dress shirts this whole series.

That baby was born HOURS ago and already it's asking for tree fiddy.

"Jacob, what did you do?"
"Don't be mad. It's a wolf thing. And for the record I would pee on all of you."

That baby is the stuff of nightmares.

I know, I know, I say that to EVERY baby.

"Hey has anyone seen our friend? He's a werecougar, he likes to hunt around here.

Kristen Stewart prowling in a dress, red contacts, hair amuss...

I see her appeal.

"Bella, watch out for that BANG BOOM treeeeeee...."

There is no extended edition of Breaking Dawn part 2.

There is a God.

"They can't hurt Jacob. It's their absolute law."
-Edward Cullen: Wolf lawyer

"It's wolfin' time!"
"Wolf!"
"Wolf!"
"Wolf!"
"Wolf!"
"Wolf!"

Her back breaking is the first good part of this movie cuz it made me feel something.

"I'm keeping the baby that's killing me"
Edward: Continues being right but toxic about it

"A half-vampire is an abomination! Us half-wolves agree on that!"

Insta-pregnancy? This IS hot. Yowza.

Trying to figure out why vampire sperm works but not uteri.

My best guess is Edward's swimmers are cryo-frozen from when he was turned. He has no horny desires so they're stuck there until the honeymoon.

Eclipse; Bella has the worst wig.

Breaking Dawn pt 1: Ashley Greene and Jamie Campbell Bower get the honors.