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I remembered Fifty Shades of Grey is a fanfic of this and I'm thinking how much less gaslighty Christian is than Edward.

If it wasn't for maybe a single line I wouldn't know Victoria is played by a new actress.

Imagine someone else training Michael B Jordan and he's mentioned once he was once called Rocky.

Edward was born in 1901. Does he have an ankle fetish? Does he think elbows are scandalous?

Is he turned on by the Transatlantic accent?

"Inside you there are two wolves. You are now torn into 6 pieces."

Rosalie's story is infinitely more interesting than Bella's.

A vampire taking revenge against her murderers in the 1930s?

"I Rise From Your Grave"

Vampires are made of stone?! That's why they sparkle?

And their venom allows them to reattach their body parts?

What is happening? Why is this not told in the movie but in supplemental material?

Taylor Lautner is actually a good actor before he goes werewolf. Who knew?

If I was a teenage girl this would turn me off of boys entirely.

"I don't want you to come"

Wow, automatic Team Jacob here.

Feeling kind of ill tonight

And not just because we're watching New Moon.

Do I have anything positive to say...?

Rachel Lefevre? OH, and Anna Kendrick.

This meme

This sucks. Why did no one warn me?!

Edward's hair fucks though.

(Pretend I sent this last night) Drinking and watching the romantic movie Twilight.

Happy Valentine's!

First the sexy M&Ms! Then Tony the Tiger, then the Sun Maid, the CG Laughing Cow, Kool Aid man?

They're coming for ALL your mascot waifus!

Started new medication a few days ago. It's going really well!

Watched original Higurashi anime, now I need explainer vids...

Guess who's streaming TONIGHT? (About 8pm EST)

Join Barnaby and I turning The Quarry into a drinking game!

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Made a Tumblr just in case: tumblr.com/totallydeviant

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Is there any benefit to streaming Pokémon Nuzlocke over just Pokémon? Is it just the challenge aspect?

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